The wardens verdict

No parole was granted for these corporate hotshots. The ‘World Championship of Prison Rules American Handball’ now has a permanent place in the indie and corporate calendar.

KidWisom and Bukkake Fashions showdown was the order of business. The market charts will be released shortly outlining today’s winners and losers. Same place, same time next week friends.

-KidWidsom & Bukkake Fashions

‘World Championship of Prison Rules American Handball’

Suffice to Say presents:

‘World Championship of Prison Rules American Handball’

In the ultimate fusion between indie and corporate life the game for this summer will be American handball. Now is a good chance to get in early so that you can acquire the skills before this goes mainstream.

Weather is splendid. Location is set.

When:
12noon 28th October

Dress code:
- Bankers shirts
- Chuck shoes
- Glove (optional for your dominant hand)

Rules:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_handball

Location: meet at

Sponsorship opportunities will exist for the most distinguished player on the day.

-Bukkake Fashions & KidWidsom

So indie, so so indie

Spray tans and roller blades. Indie has descended so far into mainstream, mainstream has become the new indie.

It's all over my friends. Give the spray tan salons some business, buy some roller blades, and hit the beaches. Our Casio Databank's say the time is now.
Stay hip. Stay in front. Ride like the wind, ride like the wind.

-KidWisdom

Robot - Human

I have some friends going to a fancy dress party soon and I was throwing out some suggestions as to what they could wear. Well the next day I found myself pondering this whilst at work and I figured going as Thomas Bangalter from Daft Punk would be optimal. This is pretty much my perfect outfit, it would give me the anonimity of the helmet, and would also allow me to wear a suit (I'm very good at wearing suits). So I started doing some research on where to get one of these things, seems you can buy them for around $45k, so I started checking ebay to see if there was a budget version. Suffice to say I was unable to find anything, however I did stumble upon a community of people who specialise in making this kind of thing and I am now an integril part of this community. Some helmets looked like they were made by a retarded 5 year old.


Others looked like they would require the dedication of a 30 year old virgin who still lives in his parents basement.


For those of you thinking simlar here are some steps.
- Best base is a baseball batting helmet
- Cut the visor on the helmet
- Create the jawline out of thick card
- Ears should be made of foam
- LED's can be a programmable LED belt buckle
- Don't try this unless you can do a good one, wearing a poorly done helmet could be social suicide.

- Bukkake Fashions

Personal Branding; formaldehyde excursions - Book 1

In one of the many necessary steps in the establishment of a solidified and realized self-brand, KidWisdom has armed himself with a MacBook and, being the romantic traditionalist, a 25 key midi keyboard.
His eagerly awaited first album is currently in production.

Naturally influenced by the deepest sewer clubs of outer city Berlin and inner city Prague. KidWisdom's celestial progressions and driving rhythms surpass common understanding of any genre defining sound or musical experience.

No deadlines have been set for release as yet. Sneak previews are inevitable.



We all know what's coming, so give them whatever they need.

-KidWisdom

hit the wall

Tired of spring racing before it's even started?

American Handball my friends. The Prince of sports right here, this is the business we're in.

- KidWisdom

Spring racing excess...

Spring racing is upon us, and with that a new year of bad fashion trends and everything being done to excess. However unlike previous years economic times are not good and coke is only getting more expensive, suffice to say the races this year do not appear to be what they once were. A couple of disturbing trends were noticed at yesterdays Caulfield Gunieas, "hatcinators" this is my own word, I am sure they have a proper term. These are the fusion of hats with fascinators, good in theory, poor in execution. Disturbing trend #2 (now this has been going on for years however it is becoming increasingly more prevalent) is a super light suit with tan/white shoes. Like seriously guys, come on. I actually was talking to someone I hadn't met for a long time and pointed out one such example for a giggle, only to realise after my comment that my friend had the exact same outfit happening. Fortunately I was already quite drunk by this point so embarrassment was minimal.

As always fashions on the field was just embarrassing, however there were a couple of standouts, the most hilarious outfits are normally worn by very good-looking girls whose best friend has decided they want to be original and become a clothing designer. They immediately get a brand name happening and whip some outfits together with shitty flowing fabrics with little thought.

fashion overtones, criminal undertones

"Is it all a dream or have you just found forever?"

Here are just a few goodies to refresh your memories of times to come.

Enjoy it. 1989-1991 is now open for business.


- KidWisdom

Leveraging synergies to find the area of optimal value

Whilst under pressure and with time constraints I have found the theory of creating effective management strategies. Circular diagrams are the way forward, preferably multiple circular diagrams with an overlap in the centre. This overlap area though needs to clearly be labelled with something like "optimal value creation" or "point of optimum leverage".

Once this has been done you will be able to clearly advise clients where they need to be based on the diagram. The trick here is in the colouring and opacity of the diagram, this is where the professionals are sorted from the wannabe consultants. Work will be won or lost dependant on this one factor alone.