Fantastisch!
Large sums of money will be exchanged for the leg wear on the far left.
-KidWeisheit
Monday, December 8, 2008
das ist sehr gut; the colors, will somebody look at the colors
Wunderbar!
Fantastisch!
Large sums of money will be exchanged for the leg wear on the far left.
-KidWeisheit
Fantastisch!
Large sums of money will be exchanged for the leg wear on the far left.
-KidWeisheit
Friday, December 5, 2008
just leveled up; no biggie
Victoria Gardens Christmas shopping night is a highlight on the inner city social calendar.
For years, drunken adolescents giddy on free Champagne harass young and old alike. This year was a little different. The shopping night was combined with the midnight release of the latest World of Warcraft expansion.
Jostling for key positions, the line was rough and intense, 1st in line was a man early 40's with a big gripe against customer service. He is having discussions seeking restitution from the head office due to him being denied the ability to purchase a collectors edition with storybook, maps, posters etc.
Third man in the line, with a deliciously clever display of irony, sported a jib consisting of a Batman T-Shirt and a plastic battleaxe - he seemed very keen and waddled out of the store to his mothers car and drive off to commence his gaming experience.
The pinnacle of social excellence however, was the larger man wearing a cape and drinking a 1litre carton of custard. Where does one have the audacity to even consider drinking custard in public a viable idea? Supporting evidence later stipulates the need for him to have a good hard look at his life and re-evaluate.
None of this could have been possible without the 45yo 5 foot even Mexican lady running security and co-ordinating the lines. A pair of 13yo's being the only ones to suffer her wrath of being sent to the back of the line.
-Anonymous & StS
For years, drunken adolescents giddy on free Champagne harass young and old alike. This year was a little different. The shopping night was combined with the midnight release of the latest World of Warcraft expansion.
Jostling for key positions, the line was rough and intense, 1st in line was a man early 40's with a big gripe against customer service. He is having discussions seeking restitution from the head office due to him being denied the ability to purchase a collectors edition with storybook, maps, posters etc.
Third man in the line, with a deliciously clever display of irony, sported a jib consisting of a Batman T-Shirt and a plastic battleaxe - he seemed very keen and waddled out of the store to his mothers car and drive off to commence his gaming experience.
The pinnacle of social excellence however, was the larger man wearing a cape and drinking a 1litre carton of custard. Where does one have the audacity to even consider drinking custard in public a viable idea? Supporting evidence later stipulates the need for him to have a good hard look at his life and re-evaluate.
None of this could have been possible without the 45yo 5 foot even Mexican lady running security and co-ordinating the lines. A pair of 13yo's being the only ones to suffer her wrath of being sent to the back of the line.
-Anonymous & StS
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Put these bastards away; irony ain't so indie after all
The World Championship of Prison Rules American Handball came to a grinding halt today as the crafty land barons took preventative action against the rogue corporate handball fraternity.
Agents and lawyers are currently being assembled to resolve this ohh too obvious breakdown in human decency.
-KidWisdom
Monday, December 1, 2008
Crisistunity
So at work we are trying to look at the bright side of life. People are getting laid off left right and centre at many organisations we do work for, however we have started looking towards this as an opportunity for us to sell more services. Crisitunity is the phrase we use to describe the opportunities arising from other people misery. I hope we paid a consultant to come up with that.
- Bukkake Fashions
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