Wednesday, September 24, 2008

the pied piper

If anything is worth doing, it’s worth doing right

Broker tips:

  1. Think of a back story that will entertain both you and the sales person at your favorite tobacconist dealer
  2. Ensure you stick to character and to your chosen back story
  3. Choose a bent pipe. Reasons: my jaw is not strong enough yet to hold a straight pipe. Also with a straight pipe saliva will get stuck whilst smoking
  4. Choose the bowl size that suits you. I am very good at smoking so I chose a big bowl size.
  5. Choose one you like the look of. There is nothing worse than reviving a fashion to the general public with an inferior look.
  6. Price. This is where your back story in step 1 comes in. A well thought out back story can get you out of an embarrassing situation of accidentally choosing a pipe that is out of your price bracket
  7. Currently tobacco accessories are on sale. This means that pipe smoking will be huge in the trend setting community in about 6-12months. So get in early.
  8. Tobacco. I chose an aromatic blend. Something fun for a first smoke. My next will be an English blend. Tobacco is very cheap, and tastes much better than cigar tobacco.
  9. Keep it lit.



- KidWisdom

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