Religion world expo

Bukkake Fashions mum was driving us to get ice-cream two days ago. I was in the back seat and noticed a large old looking building with big points and one of those elongated "+" symbols as seen on the front cover of the Justice album. I said "hay lady, whats that building?". Bukkake's mum replied "oh, that's a church". "What do they sell in there?" Bukkake asked. In a calm soothing voice she replied, "Darling, they don't sell anything. They do religion".

After we got our ice-cream we went back to Bukkake's house and did some research to find out about religions. Bukkake's mum let us use her computer whilst she cleaned up the melted ice-cream we dripped on her car seats.


Catholic:
Covers a lot of other sub religions like baptist, anglican, scientology, 7th day eventist, jahovas witness, christian, and morman.
Pro's:
- have cable tv stations dedicated to them
- good land ownership
- good political influence in the western world
- will recognize a lot of people when you go to the horse racing
- can steal gold, money, and land from other religions whilst countries are at war
Con's:
- high chance of getting molested
- likely to surrender your self-brand to become a generic WASP
- having to justify and explain why you have chosen a sub-class of Catholic (baptist, anglican...)




Jew:
Fairly high profile religion, and have their own country.
Pro's:
- wear cool hats
- good for business and business development
- reduced chance of catching the swine flu
Cons:
- get your money stolen by the Catholic's
- being ridiculed by the anti-semite religion


DIY start-up religion:
Pro's:
- can become instantly powerful as a leader
- good for an eccentric self-brand
- engaging in normally risky activities can be passed of as being "an integral part of the religion"
Con's:
- hard to start up
- decipals are likely to be made up exclusively by a small group of misfits
- being confused as a cult rather than religion as misfit decipals promote your idea's and teaching the wrong way (this point forced me to shut down my start-up religion)


Muslim
High profile religion, get a lot of bad publicity.
Pro's:
- any publicity is good publicity
- get to wear cool fabrics
- diverse corporate organizations give you a prayer room
- famous boxers belong to this religion
- if you are good at Muslim you can call yourself a Mufti
Con's:
- miss-understood by non-muslims
- catholics confuse as terrorists
- need to wait in long queues when you go to Mecca




Budist:
One of those miscellaneous religions derived from asian countries
Pro's:
- healthy lifestyle
- good at yoga
- cost effective religion in recession
- rad cloth clothing
- possibility of getting a free trip to disneyland
- friendly and well liked my most other brands of religion
Cons:
- shaved heads
- food not so good
- often overlooked as a major religion
- little political influence



Gay
Highly creative religion founded by the romans or greeks
Pros:
- fun lifestyle
- get to go in rad parade once a year
- high disposable income
- make good movies
Con's:
- hard to breed
- ridiculed by the Catholics




Hindu:
Large religion, popular in India and surrounding countries
Pro's:
- kind of trendy at the moment
- colorful vibe to it
- large selection of gods
Con's:
- they have restrictions on food
- often overlooked as a serious religion


Let us pray

-KidWisdom